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FML - The follow-up

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight
By ahhahaha - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:07 / United States
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Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.

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I am a teenager, and I never have and never will, you should, 1. Learn how to spell. 2. Quit trying to be "cool" stealing will never be cool. Only moronic and idiotic.

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Yes, we do care if you bloody steal from our store. You see, all these kids think stealing something here and there is no big deal but if 20 kids do it a day then by the end of the month, the store is short hundreds of dollars. It might seem like a small, tiny thing but it adds up and we're the ones who get screwed. There are always consequences. You might not care but if it happened to you, you sure as hell would care.

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#2 That is Pathetic and immature but pretty funny like if I had seen that I would have laughed so hard but I would have told someone. OP you should take your dad to a discipline class or Community service to straighten him up.

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Yeah, this guy has the right idea.... Seriously, once you're past the age of lik, 10, it's sad that even the thought of stealing candy of all things would even cross your mind.... What about a car or something more like that?

Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.

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It's not a FYL because your father has no grounds to EVER criticize your life choices again. It's like shaking an Etch-a-Sketch of parental judgment.

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Lolz I agree with said nickname. The illustration is epic XD If this happened to me, I think that when I got there I would have died laughing. But maybe that's just the image of my in-the-army dad stealing something as trivial as candy

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