By lala7 - 20/08/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

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Jacobt24 19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

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mrahhhhh 21

Next time, right after you see her do that, tug your dog's foot and say, "When you go anywhere she says, take her with you."

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SluggerJ 7

Your mom hates all mammals which means she hate herself. You should tell her this OP.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Lol, record her doing that, then make a video of yourself in which you aren't easily identifiable and smash something she holds dear. Then just stand in front of the camera with a sign that says "sorry, that [plate?] annoyed me so I thought that was a good enough reason to kill it. You use similar logic right?" then play the video in front of her and the rest of the family but never tell anyone it was you.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I think not.

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Nikelopez 11

It be a shame if he actually did it

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

Your mom is evil! Poor doggie.

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livlifelaugh7 4

are u going to call the animal abuse hotline or should I;)

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zukinihudini 0

Deadbolt on some sort of splint with poison spikes on it so no one dares to tug her leg

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Chigagigaroo 0

How very gullible.

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

At least she wasn't telling it to go down on her

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