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By cheesy grin - / Monday 11 June 2018 19:00 /
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By  Zekfen  |  12

Well there are a couple of hereditary possibilities.
1. Are you descended from a hillbilly family? Get 32 of them in a room at the same time and you have a full set of teeth.

2. Your father is a rapper or rapper wannabe. I think it is law that they replace teeth with gold teeth and then it became hereditary to lose them.

3. You are descended from pirates, at which point you are destined for wooden teeth if you decide to have any at all, and possibly a wooden leg.

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By  blue_ecureuil  |  13

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By  Zekfen  |  12

Well there are a couple of hereditary possibilities.
1. Are you descended from a hillbilly family? Get 32 of them in a room at the same time and you have a full set of teeth.

2. Your father is a rapper or rapper wannabe. I think it is law that they replace teeth with gold teeth and then it became hereditary to lose them.

3. You are descended from pirates, at which point you are destined for wooden teeth if you decide to have any at all, and possibly a wooden leg.

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  Zekfen  |  12

In all seriousness, there are many diseases that cause bone deterioration and you will want to get checked for these. I had a friend who had one that affected his jaw bone and he randomly lost several teeth before they caught it.

By  tarabella  |  6

Let me guess, then you noticed you weren't wearing any pants and had left all of your stuff at home and the teacher called you to the board and everyone laughed as you walked up front half nekkid and toothless. And then the alarm rang

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