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I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
By The_Taxman - / Saturday 20 August 2011 22:20 / United States
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By  carlovr435  |  10

Wow bat socks!


wait did she get married to him?

  Damn_Hippster  |  11

1. Yeah bat those socks!

  Friaza  |  29

Mariage definition - Tieing half of your money and a ring to somebody who could easily betray you. :D

  MILFSaregood  |  7

I think you should tell her that you slept with her friends if she has any..the only reason you did is because she sucks in bed then after throw poop her then leave her

  flockz  |  19

yes leave her for being a whore, then confess to sleeping with all her friends, and that she sucks in bed, and then throw your waste at her, and then walk out.

i'll take maturity for 400.

By  allthatremains25  |  0

Maybe she'll be on and of with her new hubby, then she'll get some big bucks when she wins in divorce court an you two will be set for life!(:

  BelleBelle_fml  |  11

Yea since she's the type of person that OP, or anybody for that matter, would just love to marry. She's just a manipulative, gold-digging, and lying bitch. Every Man's dream wife.

By  Z3NITH_  |  0

Why Don't You Go Marry Someone OP But For Sure It Will Only Be For Tax Reasons Of Course

  TheNewGuy03  |  26

*|the kid|

There. My signature is now an error, and I have begun using capital letters in my sentences. My, times have changed.

Edit: Am I really that famous around here? Jeez.

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