Miscellaneous: Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing...

By randomnamehere - 27/07/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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Bringiton80 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:08

Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it.... Or before a big date. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

xd0rkiee 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:03

Sorry, FYL.

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xxlillyxx 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:21

i agree that is tottaly immature. even if it dssapeared it could have uind the material.... sorry 4 u!!! FYL

wow_tehe 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:21

I would have kicked him out of the wedding.

shimmeristic 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:24

YDI for getting married.

diet_otaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 4:28

seriously? what the ****?

Danieeru 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:02

Don't worry. That bastard just posted that comment to piss people off.

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:24

So, where did you hide the body?

iJessX 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:31

Hahaha good one ;)

FreakOfNatureUK 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:24

**** that. Shoulda kicked the **** in the bollocks.

gorgydan 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:25

god, really? are you going to be that big of a troll?

gorgydan 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:28

SORRY i meant my previous comment to be directed to kingston52

lyssaboo 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:28

there would of been a funeral after the wedding if my brother did that to me..

iiTEMP524 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:29

I rlly hope tht was fake. Thatss soo horrible

gorgydan 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:29

that sucks

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Today, after two frustrating days of being stuck, I finally switched my old door knob that had a broken latch. Now I can’t find the set of keys to the replacement I just installed. FML

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Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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Same thing different taste

All weddings are themed

Hurry up

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