By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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perdix 29

Alcestis, FTW! I've worked hard to lose a lot of weight on Weight Watchers. I'm not going to waste points on licking whipped cream offa girl who ought to taste delicious, as is. WW lists pussy juice as a zero-point food so I can have all I want and stay on plan. That's great motivation to make we want to be involved in it's production in copious amounts.

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sertralinaa 2

I've been struggling with my weight for my entire life. Anorexia, bulimia, compulsive overeating, been there done that. But still, I wouldn't make a scene like the OP's boyfriend. 10 gr of whipped cream won't make you gain weight, one shouldn't be afraid of food

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trilluno 0

this is why u should only date straight men

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dugumit 0

today my ugly fat girlfriend put whip cream on her saggy stretch mark **** and demanded I eat it. I'm going gay! fml, true story.

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ktbird 0

Whipped cream, even in small amounts, gives my hubby a sickness you don't even want me to describe. Maybe the situation is the same for your BF and he just didn't want to go into details.

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fwb 0

in soviet Russia woman lick cream off men nipples

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Taipan_fml 0

No, in Soviet Russia men lick women off whipped cream's nipples.

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sassyjesSa 0

what guy cares about how many calories he consummes??! WTF . you shouldve said it's the fat free whipped cream !

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amiemariej 0

yes lying in a realtionship is always best

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