By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Wow. He's a pansy-ass. As long as the whipped cream is on nipples, he shouldn't care about the calories.

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amiemariej 0

who said he made a scene? OP is over reacting, that's just how girls are... take everything personal. and people should be afraid of some foods, you are what you eat

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sertralinaa 2

Being afraid - no. Restricting - yes. Sense the edge.

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MangeMoi_fml 0

Yal callin him gay like gay people dont eat whipped cream, lls. Dumb *****

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natas_fml 13

they're calling him gay because he wouldn't touch her until she wiped it off. that's pretty damn gay.

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ItsGottaBeJello 0

Pics or it didn't happen! Can't believe someone else didn't already say this.

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sertralinaa 2

Sometimes consuming more calories than usual (when on a diet) triggers your metabolism so that would be like 2-in-1 pleasure! :) I mean the FML.

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ivyshade 0

so he cares about what he puts into his body, go buy healthier foods

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#99 Healthier foods, eh? I don't think apple slices on the nipples is quite as sexy as whipped cream.

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