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  cradle6  |  8

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By  I_R_Genius  |  9

Lol damn OP that does suck, but atleast she's trying to lose weight though, so you got to cut her some slack. But hey, it's high in protein so you can just add it to her diet (I think).

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  I_R_Genius  |  9

#11, yes you can add protein to your diet. I work out everyday after work and I add a protein shake after every work out. Protein builds muscle and helps you lose weight.

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  daaron  |  10

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  DjeePee  |  6

Love did. Swallowing is by the way much better than spitting it out, because 1) the (sometimes horrible) taste is immediatly gone 2) it takes less effort 3) it is much sexier to see. But everybody does what he/she is most interested in.

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I think she is just trying to get out of giving him a blow job. He should remind her that they aren't married. He should also remind her that blow jobs are safer as far as pregnancies are concerned. Having a baby makes you gain more weight than sperm :)

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  RawrNom  |  7

actually, it's closer to a thousand calories depending on the man/boy you're giving one too. I study nutrition at college and my teacher likes to throw in sex jokes. some can be 500+ where as others are 900+ but no one should have 5 calories. considering that there's thousand of sperm and each sperm needs the energy to swim and move and fight to get towards the egg, they're bound to be fattening. :) gross much?

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