By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 278
You deserved it 9 626

Same thing different taste

Top comments

luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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0darkfire0 0

I lol'd, 'cause when I saw this there also happened to be 69 YDI votes. :D

You've obviously never tried whipped cream.

obviously your sexual life is lacking if he doesn't think he'll burn the whipped cream calories off.

He made you wipe it off before touching you?Did he think his skin would absorb the calories? At the very least he could've suggested a shower together or wiped it off with his fingers and fed it to you. I would've packed up my stcky nipples and left.

sertralinaa 2

She's obviously eating disordered

skyeyez9 24

Fat free whipped cream next time.

shanonsy 0

What kind of guy worries about calories?? He sucks!

Every guy that doesn't want to turn into a blimp will at some point in his life.

Wasn't the OP's problem that he doesn't suck, though?

your should get a new bf this ones dumb

who cares about calories when your about to give it to your woman? I think he is as sweet as a cheesecake.

erinanastasia 0

i'm reading all the "gay" comments... idiots read!