Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on...

By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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Same thing different taste

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

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You deserved it 14 745

By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML

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No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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You deserved it 10 579

By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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You deserved it 5 708

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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You deserved it 10 610

karina_said 0

Monday 26 April 2010 16:02

your boyfriend is a pussy

luvmybby062308 0

Monday 26 April 2010 16:07

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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hadabaddayxoxo 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:52

ewe you shouldn't need crap to make sexual things "better". they're supposed to be good enough as it is.

MISStaken43 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:53

that's embarrassing.

hunterg 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:26

I'll do it.

ReinaDoll 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:32

yeah obviously he's gay.. or he might think it's shaving cream? haha

nuclear_dawn 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:48

pics or it didn't happen! lol but either way I'll prolly do it!!

nuclear_dawn 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:48

I'll do it!!!!

nuclear_dawn 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:50

pics or it didn't happen! lol but either way I'll prolly do it!!

eyes_wide_shut 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 2:27

you bf is a ******

snafu57 1

Tuesday 27 April 2010 3:44

show him the canister. there are very few in a teaspoon.

ttlyfmlduh 6

Tuesday 27 April 2010 4:27

ttly gay

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Same thing different taste

Desperate

No kinkshaming here

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Yummy

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