By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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Hathaway93 0

At least you didn't have sex and have your friend walk in on you...

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katkev 5

He's gay. No straight man says no to sex.

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whistlepig21 0

Good thing you guys didn't do it cuz ur friend walked in 5 minutes later

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mattd23 0

Haha food comes first

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JustJaredfied 0

Wow congrats your boyfriend is a fat ass!

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trellz17 19

Well if you have had sex with him then 5 minutes later your friend would've walked in on you guys so....yeah. A reason for everything

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astrocrister 0

Put some food cologne/perfume on! =)) so that he'll stay awake when he's with you.:)

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hiLife808 0

You know what they say right? You gotta keep his stomach full and his ball sack empty at all times so maybe he'll be more in the mood after he's had something to eat :)

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Harlequin073 6

Lets just consider it a remind that the need to feed still out weighs lust aswell as all other desires. Be at peace with this or get used to dissapointment

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