By bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 277
You deserved it 6 301

Same thing different taste

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arcticdoctorwho 0

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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when sleepy does physical exercise sound like a good idea, or does energy giving food? next time feed him before you f*ck him.

seando11 0

Haha i feel like girls should be locked up anyways and only brought out for pleasure so i dont blame the guy

That sucks and all but food is definitly nice ;)

lisha88 1

Next time put food on your naked body I'm sure he'll want u and get double pleasure

i can see he has his priorities straight

LegitMaddie 0

EPIC failure. He must not care

Riiiight, except it's not her responsibility to feed her boyfriend. This goes for #176 as well. If anything, each person in the relationship should be handling their own affairs, so that when the desires of their loved one comes up, they're ready to give their full attention to pleasing them. Yes, you're likely correct in stating that if the OP "tried later the same day he would have done the same thing", but only because he was too lazy to go get or prepare food for himself in the first place, as evidenced by his responding only when food was brought *to* him. OP's boyfriend likely got up to eat, then disregarded sex with girlfriend afterwards; she posted this fml inferring as much. The only debate is an ambiguous 'right vs wrong' that he simply didn't seem interested in intercourse.

kimberlysoileau 6

Shoulda made him a sandwich.....

things12345 14

At least you didn't end up having sex, cause your friend would have walk in!