Intimacy: Worn out

Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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You deserved it 15 031

Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 346

Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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You deserved it 226

By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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You deserved it 33 840

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 140

You deserved it 5 964

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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You deserved it 8 471

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 28 314

Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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You deserved it 4 085

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 15 160

The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 442

theFMLiest1ofThe 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:49

chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:36

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

Comments

GuitarSauce 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:16

Wow... just wow.

RebelHeart7 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:04

wow

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:39

how

TexanDanny 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:46

thats so stupid how does someone fall asleep like that... it makes no sense

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 19 November 2010 1:06

you say fell asleep I say passed out from the horrid odor escaping from your vag

jewban 3

Friday 19 November 2010 5:01

you're ****** has powers that make people fall asleep haha

LawlCakes99 0

Friday 19 November 2010 5:35

Narcolepsy

stephanie0613 0

Friday 19 November 2010 8:15

Wow.

restythestar 0

Friday 19 November 2010 11:20

hahaha quality that.

fmlife1664 0

Monday 29 November 2010 2:50

#66 LOL

ZUNiBiO 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:16

Another place to motor boat?

ChampionKO 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 23:24

agreed^

TomasT 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:17

Excellent!

holyfuckbuckets 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:17

maybe vaginas bore him

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:36

Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.

DocBastard 38

Friday 19 November 2010 0:45

Zing! *clicks thumbs up*

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 19 November 2010 1:04

*claps*

corytheboss 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:08

WIN

buddyweiser 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:45

epic win

LDP2 0

Friday 19 November 2010 8:16

Hahah WIN!

CupAndSilverware 3

Friday 19 November 2010 9:59

I guess that he got tired if the same pussy, maybe he should try a new one to end the minotony?

Glenn_Coco 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:18

Are you use to him not being good that you didn't even notice? Or had you fallen asleep before he did?

xredxvirusx 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:19

hahahahaaaaa!!!!

Chaith 16

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:21

It's because he's not very good.

brootalxkeni 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:22

he must suck :p

Lespaulluapsel 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:42

obviously that he didnt.... that was the problem

MrNewOrleans 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:28

haha number 41 u did well

mickeyds25 1

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:29

Well the reason he may be so bad at it, and finds it boring might be because he's gay, you should look into that.

amerwin 3

Thursday 18 November 2010 19:29

Does he drool? You might be better off letting him sleep.

ChubEchaser 0

Friday 19 November 2010 1:20

win!

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