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Football blues

By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 03:00 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I noticed a text from a few days ago, and it appears that even my therapist sends me memes about how bad the Dallas Cowboys are. FML

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Sports ball man mad

By CowboysWife - 05/02/2022 08:01

Today, my husband destroyed our brand new TV in a fit of rage, all because the Dallas Cowboys lost. I've only made 1 out of 18 payments on it so far. FML

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Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 14:01

Today, as usual, I'm receiving constant texts and calls. I'm socially exhausted and just want to be left alone, but everyone I complain to just thinks I’m bragging about my popularity. Including my therapist. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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I'm in this FML and I don't like it

By Selfish Whiner - 03/06/2013 11:56 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By Anja - 03/02/2021 03:30

Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

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Guilt by association

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my partner is pissed off at me because someone sent me a meme she disapproves of. As if I have any control over what people send to me… FML

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Ghosted

By LunaRayne13 - 10/09/2020 08:02

Today, I realized it's been over a month since my last therapy session. My therapist canceled on me and never got back in touch to reschedule. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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poopface82 18

Friday 23 September 2022 13:59

That’s one good thing about being a Dolphins fan. Unless they royally suck, no one says anything.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 September 2022 14:42

And how about that stupid TV over the field that punters routinely hit causing a Bush-league "do-over?" Q: What genius didn't know the dimensions needed for the pro game? Hint: He is Satan incarnate. A: Jerry Jones. Cowboys suck. The team is full of thugs and punks.

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poopface82 18

Friday 23 September 2022 13:59

That’s one good thing about being a Dolphins fan. Unless they royally suck, no one says anything.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 September 2022 14:42

And how about that stupid TV over the field that punters routinely hit causing a Bush-league "do-over?" Q: What genius didn't know the dimensions needed for the pro game? Hint: He is Satan incarnate. A: Jerry Jones. Cowboys suck. The team is full of thugs and punks.

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