You work at a coffee shop? That makes it extra terrible. It's not like you work in a professional office where such conversation would be normal and expected. Honestly, if this is the worst thing about your day, I'd like to trade days with you and mine hasn't even started.

next time either give your boss the heads up or very politely remind them that they're in a public /family area and that kind of talk is inappropriate

Did they decide that it's gay if the guys' balls touch each other? That's a big bone of contention in DP.

Well, you know, it's not until you reach a certain age you really got time to spend on your hobbies😜

A coffee shop is a good venue for such a sophisticated discussion. Good thing they weren't at a Chuck E. Cheese's. They might demo on the animatronic robots and really scar the children!

Your username is “firstandlastjob”...so you’re giving up on working altogether because of that? Good luck paying your bills

You know, to old men, "double penetration" means the combined prostate exam and colonoscopy. More mortifying than the **** maneuver!

The older I get the more cavalier I get about sex. In another 10-20 years it's easy to imagine truly not caring all. I mean remember when it was icky just to like girls?