By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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aprilnicoletaylo 0

If your boyfriend is tired of having sex with you, this may be a sign that your having tooo muchh sex..

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wolleiy 3

Wow.. Seriously? I feel for you, you have a sick boyfriend ^^

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pharrig64 0

Naval or Nasal possibly, Matters how adventurous he's feeling

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Kayokku 1

If you're fat enough, you should have belly button sex :D

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123DaniLee 4

Never have i ever heard of armpit sex. I think the line needs to be drawn somewhere...

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nastyness 0

Don't shave your pits for about a week and see if he still likes it then....

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taurusxdee 10

Smh, put him in his place! If he's so bored, shove a ***** up his ass!

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