Work: Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He...

By kufan1324 - 05/06/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

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By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 22:16 - Canada

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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TheArchAngel 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

He's no pimp without the slap.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

Does he pimp slap you too?

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downtime 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:41

Only when taken out of context. Sure, the law would see it that way I suppose, so I have to concede the point.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:48

It seems like no one has suggested talking to the man. Idiot bosses are real and he might be oblivious. OP, email him and save the email and any responses for HR (or for an employment lawyer if it is a small company). If he doesn't stop, go to his boss or HR. I think people should always keep an eye on the job market but there's nothing wrong with trying to improve the job you already have.

erinchick1 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:50

You can go to his boss and have him fired. That is called harassment, it is highly disrespectful, and is creating a hostile work environment. If I were you I'd go after his job!

gracelace 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:17

Ummm. Report his ass?

Jirekianu2 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:19

If your job has human resources or he has someone above him? Mention his sexually harassing behavior. If they don't do anything. Most states have some kind of option for sexual harassment cases.

Leadamp 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:27

Pimpin' ain't easy no#1

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:37

Sounds like a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. Perhaps you should point that out.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:39

Bitch slap him..... daily, until he grows up.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 June 2012 13:41

I'm sorry, but did you just claim that this if sexual harassment "only if taken out of context?" Can you please explain to me how pretending to be a pimp and referring to your employees as "bitches" and prostitutes is NOT sexual in nature? I mean, you do know what pimps and prostitutes are, right?