Work: Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He...

By kufan1324 - 05/06/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

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By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 22:16 - Canada

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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TheArchAngel 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

He's no pimp without the slap.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:56

Does he pimp slap you too?

Comments

coconutdaydream 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 11:55

Today, I decided my life was so boring, I posted an FML depicting a situation off a TV show just to get some attention off of strangers on the Internet, FML

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:10

You should have a recording device on you next time you interact with him. Get cold hard evidence against him to present to his boss, the human resources department, and the judge, of course.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:25

Actually, better yet, just slap him ' cross his stupid face and shout, "Whose the BITCH now???" Then walk out never to return...like a boss.

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:48

Who's*** Also, you already had a perfectly valid comment earning thumbs ups, why post this unfunny and unhelpful mess?

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:43

Well, it SEEMED like a good idea at the time...

eightmile1987 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:13

sounds like sexual harassment

Anubis_81 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:19

I don't how you and your coworkers let him get away with it.

downtime 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 12:21

Actually that's just harrassment, since its not really sexual in nature. And since when does inappropriately using movie references in an office make it okay to assault someone? If you want to go bitching about harassment laws you probably shouldn't be suggesting violent responses. The two are like mixing oil based lube and condoms, everything just falls apart and nobody wins.