Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: Clever

Clever

By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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Aromatherapee

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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sarcasmismyno1 22

Friday 16 December 2016 12:02

I think all cats are born with a recessive asshole gene. In your case, not so recessive.

PaulieXP 16

Friday 16 December 2016 11:12

I guess now you'll have to switch to those detergent ball things.

Comments

PaulieXP 16

Friday 16 December 2016 11:12

I guess now you'll have to switch to those detergent ball things.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 16 December 2016 12:32

I think it would still affect the washer if the cat does it again. The washer can't tell the difference between pods and detergent and will draw from the detergent feed anyway. At least that's how I understand it, but I'm not a washing machine engineer so I could be wrong.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 16 December 2016 14:21

Just seal the detergent area with duct tape.

maritime1992 5

Friday 16 December 2016 12:01

you gotta be kitten me

sarcasmismyno1 22

Friday 16 December 2016 12:02

I think all cats are born with a recessive asshole gene. In your case, not so recessive.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 December 2016 13:29

It's not the cat. It's your roommate or a crazy ex-girlfriend who saw Fatal Attraction and realized you don't have a rabbit.

superjewguy 19

Friday 16 December 2016 14:21

your cat is my hero lol

Cali 54

Friday 16 December 2016 18:02

He took territory-marking to a diabolical level.

ibra5428 0

Friday 16 December 2016 18:17

waoh

KillerKeemstar 7

Friday 16 December 2016 23:19

woah

JamieLuv2u 11

Friday 16 December 2016 18:11

That is the most weirdly impressive animal "trick" I have ever heard! You should set up a hidden camera and get that on video. Odd viral cat videos in the making!

littlefoott69 14

Friday 16 December 2016 19:55

that cat would learn.. I WILL try and fit the whole cat in there each and every time they try it again

countrydad1116 2

Friday 16 December 2016 20:15

Is your cats name Jason Bourne haha

great_nate 24

Friday 16 December 2016 23:16

I wonder how clean the litter box is if your cat is looking for an alternative.

nevereyes 31

Sunday 18 December 2016 2:32

It's more likely that the cat doesn't like that litter or its in a bad spot. Most cats would still pick dirty litter over something they have to open.