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By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington
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By  TheCamoWulf  |  17

Lol your cat hypnotized your mom to help it take over the world!

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  iStrukk  |  7

Unrelated point I would like to make to number 3. Your profile says you are a garment nazi, yet you, yourself, suck at grammar. What you were describing is a spelling nazi. Don't worry, it's a common misconception.

By  TheArchAngel  |  8

I say you hide her stash of Vodka... Or whatever she's on.

By  therealslim  |  15

Menopause?

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  Meowingtons500  |  18

Probably not, but good thinking. Women may become irrational during menopause but my guess is that this lady just wanted some love only a cat would display. If trying to avoid menopausal women at all costs, just steer clear of ones who are trying to fashion napkins into fans at the local air conditioned diner. Hot flashes can be nasty. Or so I'm told. :)

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Well, one of the symptoms for schizophrenia IS delusions ("one day I will rule the earth!" or "I'm Batman") but I doubt OP's mom is schizo (I doubt she's truly having delusions, either, for that matter).. Honestly I say weird stuff to my cat all the time... >:) she was probably just listening to her voice and how it sounds when she says certain stuff :P

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