Intimacy: Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because...

By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By Kimberly - 25/07/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By N - 08/02/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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pwnman 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:11

Hope she doesn't reproduce!

moonstar986 5

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:14

The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back

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Eman051 2

Saturday 1 November 2014 21:21

shes as tight as a virgin now.

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:49

Not sure if this was a joke or not, but having sex doesn't make vaginas any 'looser'

truesarrif 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:00

I fail to see how this has any impact on your life

joshi42 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:25

Maybe she has a zip lock on her labia?...

ronniejj82 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 22:26

My 43 year old manager tells me this shit everyday -_-

AFaye3964 17

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:26

Sounds like she needs to go back to Sex Ed.

jjsimon2001 7

Sunday 2 November 2014 6:09

Someone should really help this girl. Or at least buy her a dictionary.

XxsabathxX 12

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:52

That sounds like a girl I know...

shinikageWolf 15

Sunday 2 November 2014 16:44

Virgin tight maybe, but not a virgin.

helping 1

Thursday 6 November 2014 21:47

19 and hasnt had sex in 9 months? I can fix that

kawaii666 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:46

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