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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

By Nick - / Friday 8 July 2011 05:19 / United States
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  Denikk  |  0

3 years and you still didn't get laid? she's more of a man than you

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  Drigr  |  8

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  nahgemoohc  |  17

#88-no... Really?:O

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  Big_Red_138  |  3

121 - in a lot of cases regarding religion, unless the person is really into the religion and strictly follows it (which honestly MOST teens and young adults find that hard since there's so much shit to do that contradicts a lot of religion). Maybe she just didn't like you like that OP but was too chicken to break up with you. A possible example could be that my ex never kissed me other than just little pecks even when we were together for 5 months, and she refused to take pictures with me(not as bad as sex, but anyways..) now I see that she's done ALL of that stuff with her next few boyfriends. My point being that she didn't want to be with me, but was too chicken to tell me so she went off and did stuff with other guys (after we broke up. Im pretty sure she didn't cheat on me) but anyways. Fyl OP I feel for you =/

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  babyfireball77  |  14

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  kai_ngo  |  0

Where the hell did you hear that? Nothing against religious folks, but being a virgin and getting pregnant is impossible. Well, next to impossible, but I'd rather not delve into the nitty gritty details. : {]

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  MrHughJass  |  0

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  SailorLove  |  4

373 and everyone else asking how you can be a pregnant virgin -- it's called 'precum' it's that tiny bit of cum that leaks out when you get aroused. if a penis is close enough to the vagina to get it inside then it can happen. RARE but it can. it can also happen anally. ALSO RARE.

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  Narelon  |  12

Yup. In the words of Gregory House... "You can get pregnant by sitting on the toilet seat. There has to be a guy between you and the toilet seat, though."

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  guskta  |  17

#387 excluding artificial means you have to actually have sex to get pregnant. Precum has a high sperm count but the sperms dont travel fast enough to reach and fertilize an egg. As for getting impregnated "anally" I have to ask if you're retarded?

By  imustbeinsane  |  2

that's so messed up :/ I'm sorry fyl but hey at least it wasn't alot more

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  phoenix89  |  2

It's spelled a lot not alot... just sayin'

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  mikolyshka  |  0

62 - no one cares

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  Molord1  |  0

124 - I care. so I thumbed it up. so you were wrong saying that nobody cares. you fail. I win. k?

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  gmc_blossom  |  21

124- I care too. "A lot" should never be "alot". Because "alot" isn't a word. -_- People who type it, are either stupid, lazy, or their space bar is hard to press for some reason and only press it for necessary words, and "a lot" doesn't seem to important to them.

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  humzizzl3  |  0

what the hell OP? 3 years & no sex? what are you 10?

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  imustbeinsane  |  2

Wow I seriously got thumbed down for some stupid shit like that? Also, if you're going to be picky about it make sure you use perfect grammar yourself. Anyway a lot of you miss the point

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  DjeePee  |  24

'why can't I speak the way I want and if u understand my point then why the hell do u have to care if I used the wrong spelling or grammar.' Because there are other people out here who don't have English as their native language. Which means that, if you write the way you want, it becomes harder and harder for us to understand your comment.

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  BigFudge  |  2

People thumbed you down because they took your comment to mean: "It could have been worse" to which most people would respond: "She was with him for 3 years and cheated on him. How could it be worse." Perhaps you should have been clearer with your wording.

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115...yeah..thats the joke..thank you captain obvious

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  livgasms  |  4

yeah one was his mum and one was his wife

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  j_cat187  |  19

yea u need to fuck on the first date

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  violetdabomb  |  0

Dude that is terrible. Im not saying it's OP's responsibility to even care for the baby, but if he can afford it, I think he should at least try and help because the baby didn't do anything wrong and it shouldn't suffer because its mum is a cheating sl*t.

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  caboose003  |  0

101- completely disagree, she chose to go fuck around with someone else, she should hold him finically responsible for raising this kid not the OP. True it's not the child's fault but that doesn't make it the OPs responsibility. OP get out now!

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  jewknowit710  |  2

101 you sir are retarded. why if the child is not mine would I stick my neck out so that the next 18 years of MY life I'm paying for her mistake. OP it's time to jump ship you can't be to far from shore

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  sparxva  |  12

Why should he help his cheating girlfriend raise somebody else's child? That's just stupid. Let her tell the kid's father if she needs help. Run. Don't walk.

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101 I feel what you are saying but at the same time she cheated so the father needs to take care of his business, if the father isn't in the picture then that is a different situation.

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  tweetbaby14  |  17

101, why should he help? it's his money and not his kid, so hmm.... would you help someone that not only cheated on you but that also got pregnant in the process of being a whore? I know I wouldn't... then again I don't have a penis.... nor am I a cheating whore....

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  SeedlessMe  |  13

101, So... You're saying that OP should suffer & go through that bullshit cause his (hopefully ex) girlfriend was a cheating whore? That doesn't seem very fair... Or at all reasonable.

By  scarletlily_fml  |  3

What the hell? you were with her for THREE YEARS and never once had sex with her? That's crazy.

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  2ndSucks  |  15

Some people choose to wait, maybe that's what op was doing. It shows that he respects his girlfriend at least. It's just too bad she didn't return the favor.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@116 it doesnt show that at all. it shows how important sex is to him, and nothing more. you can still treat someone like shit but act the hero by not having sex. and i dont see why 70 was thumbed down, she cheated on him, its 3 years wasted when he could have been with someone else. theyre right.

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  twinmum_fml  |  6

#7 that's gold! so funny

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

yeah, talk about a dry spell; it's a fucking drought. i guess that's why she had to go and get some dna in her all slick-like. op, unless, you're sure you're dating divinity, then do what needs doing and dump the douche. |the kid|

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