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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 01:00

Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 11:56 - France - Caen

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By poormomma - 15/04/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Did you find any?

unoffensivename 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:24

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:27

........wusss.

Dahlia89 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:42

Are you serious? That must be a joke.

breadstickez 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:42

Am I the only one that read "monsters" as "molesters"? lol

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:49

Solution.... Put your mattress on the floor!

rabbittboi 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:20

Where do all the "out" monsters go then? Can't put a monster back in the closet once it's built up the the courage to come out.

wlfmanjack 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:51

please there's no such things as monsters... then again how do we know? oh my god now I'M scared.

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:56

Tonight, hide a prostitute under his bed...She'll have the problem licked in no time!

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:03

this is your chance to freak him out!!! :P

crissyll28 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:10

Drugs!!!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:12

If he has hair on his nuts he can do it himself.

khaya 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:13

Did you find his weed stash yet? Maybe it's under the bed.

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