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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 01:00

Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/09/2013 11:56 - France - Caen

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By poormomma - 15/04/2020 08:00

Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Did you find any?

unoffensivename 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:24

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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summy15423 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:58

Maybe he was really really high OP?

Garon300 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:58

Thats too funny.

SamLiveFree_77 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:02

I sure hope you checked OP, you never what kind of monsters are hiding under there. Leave his door slightly open next time, so he knows he can run to your room if they try to attack.

Cynical_in_SK 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:04

Awe...did he ask you to tuck him in and read him a story too?

Fsvb 32

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:05

He probably played The Dark Descent :P

lawl_fluffles 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:07

I don't see a bad thing bout this except that he is 18

Groucho_fml 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:19

Thats kind of the FML... -.-

redmnky21 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:08

he's on drugs

luv_him6 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:17

Wow bright son u got there

MontesC 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:21

Do not underestimate the monsters that live under your bed, they're the most evil

Indigo14 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:23

Perfect opprotunity to act like there is one, i'dlove to see what he'd do

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