By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 351
You deserved it 7 498

Same thing different taste

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unoffensivename 0

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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OP, he's asking you to do it so your the one that they'd kill. Smart lad :P

I would have looked and told him "Yes, there are several of them and they are really hungry so you need to go to sleep NOW"

diidiimi 10

You need to buy him an existential uncertainty blanket. When placed over a monster's head it (the monster) no longer knows whether it exists or not. The best ones are blue with fluffy bunnies on them.

Clamcreepy 7

Give that child a bag of herbs(if you know what I mean) to calm his nerves so he won't worry about those big scary monsters

PYLrulz 17

Granted, I'm a little leery of walking around in the dark, even in my own house, but monsters?!? Please smack the beejebus out of your son. Thank you.

He must have watched just too much of horror movies. Some of them are so freaking scary.