By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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PaulB123 11

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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honeybuncher 3

hey!mine too!except mine is an air freshener....

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ZeDolphinator 7

SPAAAACE BAAAARS. They're important. Otherwise, you look like you're a five-year-old with ADHD during a Ritalin shortage trying to get every word out as fast as possible. Also, I have no idea where you were going with air fresheners and "mine too!!" This has been your Grammar Nazi lesson of the day. Your regularly scheduled comments may now continue.

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graham11 14

25- I hate anyone below the age of 16 or below the intelligence level of a small child..

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commonlogicz42 6

Piss stench and wrecked oven aside, the real fml here is the fact that she's related to this moron.

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pfx2_fml 15

I didn't know there was such a smell

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erockinthesuburb 17

No amount of cleaner will ever get that stench out of your oven. Might as well throw it out.

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mariebiscut1242 11

I did not even know you could burn piss... FYL OP. I'm really sorry. My boyfriend once tried to make chicken in a slow cooker but thought it was to slow, so he put it on the stove so it would cook faster. Ny slow cooker is totally cracked and broken.

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airforce987 20

I once did something like that, but I was pretending to be a WWII soldier, peeing on the machine gun belt to cool it off and continue shooting.

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1JDub 6

Thats a real pisser. FYL..and let the thumbs down begin..

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iDaniel525 8

Urine for a pissy day! I wonder what your parents are going to say?

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22jrdn55 15

The fact that a 10 year old tried to help out his sister and cool the oven for her is cute, also a bit disturbing but thats what the "disgusting" is for!

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