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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

I'd be pissed.

PaulB123 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:56

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:58

I do that all the time :D

KailyKii 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:26

That's worrying.

Liimitless 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:02

Atta boy

Sarah_moustache 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:03

Better go grab the febreze.

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 15:31

Yup

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 15:32

"Febrezze" has one "z"?! Oops...

Rainchikmoo 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:03

It's affrective, and satisfying :D

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:25

Don't you mean "effective".

DevLights 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:04

That's ******* disgusting.

Rainchikmoo 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:05

^oops I meant affective

boydeee01 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:18

Still wrong. It's "effective".

FarSide 22

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:20

and you still phuced it up.

slim_lady 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:21

I get very emotional, too...

RetardedChipmunk 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:41

You know you can comment on your own comment, right?

DevLights 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 1:22

I think you meant effective. But I also think you are incorrect.

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 15:33

RetardedChipmunk, nice profile pic!!

Peach3 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:07

Doesn't he realize all he did was slow down the process of any cookies, brownies, or cakes that could come out of that oven?!

coltsrock37 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:11

I can't even imagine the smell generated by burning ones' piss.

Mannie27 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:13

What a bright kid -.-

rcloca 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:13

You must be in a pissy mood.

memob123 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:50

Just maybe..

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