Kids: Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

I'd be pissed.

PaulB123 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:56

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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JonnyAnonymous 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:03

When you gotta go, you gotta go hahahahaha

old09 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:06

Stuck his head in/on the oven That'll teach him

aFreedom127 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:13

Did the oven cool down?

mlw63 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:18

Laughing my ass off! That's classic.

ZDK5498 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:35

what a dumb ass... punish that little stupid ****** so he has common sense thats ******* ridiculous... unless if he has mental issues... best of luck to you OP...

sodapopper 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:41

Beat him unmerciful! That way you'll BOTH remember this experience forever.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:51

A brewery right in your house, nice. Time to cash in.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 23:03

where the hell did he get that from?

LadyCarter89 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 23:18

Perhaps try supervising children next time you welcome them into you house?

docscientist 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:35

I know because you can watch EVERY move they make at ALL TIMES. And he's ******* 10, he should know better.

LadyCarter89 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:48

Well he clearly isn't a mature ten year old and needs supervision.. I get that kids can't be watched every second - but how the **** was he allowed near a hot oven long enough to piss in it?!

ShadesOfBlue5 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 23:27

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