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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

I'd be pissed.

PaulB123 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:56

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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StromyG2 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 15:36

I would have made him my sister.

chris3113 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:57

Did you ask why he did that?? Wtf rough smell at least he didn't eat asparagus before hand lmao

patsl 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:34

I'm ten, and I don't think even the worst and dirtiest kids in my grade would do that. Joke about it, yes.

patsl 2

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:36

Im ten, and even the worst, dirtiest kids in my grade wouldn't do that. Joke about it, yes.

nirvanarocks 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 0:42

That's so gross. I'm sorry OP.

Objectofdespair 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 9:45

GENUS!!!

xs4u 13

Friday 25 January 2013 0:03

and the IQ shoots through the roof!

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:26

Ah, preteen boys. They do lack sense, sometimes.

Berber260 14

Saturday 12 December 2015 3:20

You should feel special. Not many people know how burnt piss smells like.

Dannie1308 11

Monday 15 August 2016 6:24

Ew! Thats really disgusting!

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