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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By NotSoSmart - 03/09/2019 17:00 - United States - Ventura

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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ape1321 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:02

You don't need either of them anyways!

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:06

So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.

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profoundkisses 18

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:59

Sucks to be you

bellaj67 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:02

She clearly isn't your best friend then.

bellaj67 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:03

Well said.

cocodecoeur 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:36

Oh, what a friend...

murhaaja 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:40

guess she's never been real best friend

KaayAyeeDee 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:34

She's just a backstabbing bitch same thing happened to me twice and all from the same girl and now I'm done with her cause shes a hoe

chels1994 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:44

Shitty friend and shitty boyfriend

KaayAyeeDee 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:00

Now She Will Know How You Taste(;

CuddleMePanda 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:19

Agree. And you're picture is so bloody cute :D

fangz_fml 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 17:47

What a back stabbing piece of shit of a friend you got there!!

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