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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By NotSoSmart - 03/09/2019 17:00 - United States - Ventura

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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ape1321 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:02

You don't need either of them anyways!

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:06

So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.

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disturbedgd 26

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:56

wow some best friend you have

RaynbowRebel 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 16:36

Some friend you have, that really sucks but a true friend/boyfriend wouldn't do that.

Aymehx 3

Saturday 17 September 2016 9:52

"Best friend"

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