Love: Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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chobitschibi1369 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:12

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 16:06

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

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juliaaalove 8

Monday 17 January 2011 17:27

I admire your girlfriend :)

Ryan488 0

Monday 17 January 2011 17:27

I'm having trouble posting comments from the fml app just thought I'd let you know

zoraman5 3

Monday 17 January 2011 18:12

thanks for the info ^^

alicec123 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:29

now you know how us girls feel when you fart

iwabo 9

Monday 17 January 2011 18:38

hahahahaha I've done that before.

zjrsi 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:38

Dude

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:48

How is this a FYL? Women's bodies are the same as men's digestively.

malisa916 7

Monday 17 January 2011 18:55

I would have atleast done the dutch oven thing. Seems kinda pointless to not do it. But that's just me. Yes! I'm a girl! And yes, I fart! :)

rrawrrrachel 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:57

Lmao!

random_retro123 0

Monday 17 January 2011 19:06

haha too funny :D

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