Love: Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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You deserved it 1 668

By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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chobitschibi1369 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:12

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 16:06

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

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Jess_rog 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 4:45

Oh my gosh, this made me laugh so hard, especially all the comments!

NotMyDay92 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:06

Fake fml, Females don't flactuate at ALL

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 11:45

OMG ahahahaha this made my day! lmao

dasfro 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:30

haha thats so funny. Girls fart too.

RunicTurtle 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:41

cute :p

nick3600 22

Friday 4 March 2011 22:52

LOLOLOL PWN3D!!!!!

Zodaicz 4

Friday 11 March 2011 16:02

I suddenly just got an erection...

Volti_fml 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 11:53

Hah, sounds like a great girl. This one is s keeper!

grr717 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:31

thats ******* awesome :)

mrslewis30157 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:34

lmfaaaoo

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