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31- notice I didn't say "threaten to flush the cat in the toilet" which is what my brother would've done. Cats can live on the streets. They just don't live *as long* as house pets. Also considering the state of squalor it appears that cat is living in, have you thought maybe the streets are better for it?

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He's playing on ops disgust of shit being on cooking ware. It's a pun, whether you like it or not, suggesting that you will make food with that litter encrusted spatula which will get get on the food, and therefore in your mouth. Feces = mouth. Pottymouth.

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The joke was simple enough to understand, where is your hang up? 80 - don't scrutinize an 'equation' about feces too badly, I'm not planning to take home any nobel prizes for my explanation.

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Yes, there is a such thing as a "good" spatula. I've had plenty of cooking utensils I preferred to use over others. Try not being an imbecile. Spatulas may be cheap but the that isn't the point. The point is the OP has a nasty ass roommate and if she wasn't a disgusting person, this wouldn't be an issue. No one was whining over a spatula.

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Pentium has a point. Cat shit being on a counter can be incredibly poisonous. Like "you could develop worms and possibly go blind" poisonous.

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Wow Doc, really? Pretty damn sure when I go to the market I see a whole wall of cookware where I can clearly see which ones are better quality than the others. So yes, the OP could have a "GOOD" spatula. A one-two dollar spatula would probably break the first time you used it.

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Wrong 48. Cheaper ones just become flimsy when they heat. How about instead of insulting DocBastard on the grounds of guesswork, you visit a dollar store and learn what the fuck you're talking about?

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Jokes aren't allowed around here, Doc. Ambrosia will make that very clear to anyone who says one or attempts to. I hope she doesn't discipline me for saying this! ..wait, I should probably research what I just said to make sure it's correct..

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Maybe they don't have nice things in hungry where this DR. Is from. I'm guessing he might be happy with a shit covered spatula,it might go with the rest of his shit covered shit.

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