By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
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DocBastard 38

1 in 5 relationships start online these days. Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings. Have fun!

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DocBastard 38

Baustigt, I understand what you mean. Now be quiet and get back under my bed. No one gave you permission to come out.

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alymartin 1

Wow that's rude but at least you'll find someone.. I'll probably be forever alone FML

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unknown_user5566 26

If you will "probably be forever alone", why are you wearing a ring on your wedding finger in your profile picture?

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thatoneguy79 10

Meddling Mothers; can't live without them, can't bury them in the back yard with just their heads sticking out. At least she still allows you to live in her basement. Maybe she is hoping your profile will be noticed by the royal family and you can have the next Wedding of the Century.

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sempiternallove 3

Sounds like that movie "Because I Said So"

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subversivefreak 2

mysingledaughter.com?

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Gustaborios 0

If iys like that text me 432 8165054

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missalice0306 19

She must really want those grandchildren.

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