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By  Mikeskinner  |  7

Oh bro, I am so sorry.

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  wallandpiece  |  16

I'd rather have a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari.

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  boofgall  |  16

Right bro? It sucks! But seriously though, stop with the bro comments, it's so old now. Doesn't anybody pay attention when other commenters say that?

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How is bro annoying? Oh, I forgot this is FML where you suffer the wrath of people

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Ummm no y don't u shut up unless u know Wut ur talkin about.. U buy a tractor to help u w ur work not just to ride around dumbass

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  Baustigt  |  40

^ Hm. The only word I managed to decipher there was "dumbass". Well, I am neither a linguist nor an anthropologist but I'd say the caveman who scrawled that must have been lamenting its own inability to think. It's okay, caveman. We understand that you're a dumbass.

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  Llamacod  |  11

hey amanda, how exactly does one "...ride around on dumbass"? is that some kind of new, man made material for roads? I could see how that works: contractor "I'm so glad you called me to pave your driveway, what would you like: pea gravel, cement, blacktop or we have this new material called dumbass and its great."

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  skoob1  |  12

I'm not defending anything, but I have a full sized tractor for like 3-4 acres of land. I guess people just like to keep up with the Jones'

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  wallandpiece  |  16

In my opinion, the best cars are old fashioned ones. Cadillacs, Chevrolets etc. I can't take modern 'supercars' seriously because Michael Bay exists. For this reason, I'd rather own a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari. But I'd rather own a Plymouth Roadrunner or a '71 Impala than a tractor.

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  nonnieluv  |  9

Um I think cars are better to obsess about I mean if my dad went through a mid-life crisis and bought a camaro he would never see it again. Miiiiinnnnnneeeeee

By  perdix  |  29

Hey, it worked great for the dude on "Green Acres!" He got a tractor and was nailing a hot blonde out in the country. Let's see a fuckin' tiny sports car do that for you!

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  perdix  |  29

You're not going to make me sing, are you? *clears throat* Green Acres is the place for me Farm livin' is the life for me Land spreadin' out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. Take it...

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  perdix  |  29

#61, sorry about that. Just sing "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" a few hundred times and that will in-stick the "Green Acres" theme. YWIA Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...

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