By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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Anon17564 3

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.

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crzygrl90218 0

O my god....I am soo sorry!! I would run!!

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Anger_Guilt 0

I just have to say wow...dude FYL and i just want you two know its not your fault and the ex is a ******* bitch...i hope she gets whats coming to her...maybe feminist19 is on her way to meet her

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the_stereotype 0

the both of them will probably go off and be lesbian together, because they don't need men. no offense to any lesbians out there...sorry to bring fem19 over onto your side

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juneping 0

how did you end up at her house? if you went there for sex...then you just messed with her of course she's gonna be crazy. in that case, you dig your own grave.

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aerothekian 0

This is bad news, seriously, You have to remember having sex, OP didnt know, if he knew, he'd probably wouldve walked out after the sex.

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Egotistical 0

Femi stfu plz. No one deserves to be raped male or female. OP: call the cops ASAP Fight for custody if she is pregnant and put that bitch on child support Make sure she never sees the child or you/family members/friends **** that bitch up!!!! Femi makes me so mad. Just stop. Your comments are being buried so bitch stop. All of them are so what the hell is the point of trying. Obviously 1 out of 1000 people agree with you. Dig a hole and I'll gladely help bury you along with your dumb point of views. DAMNIT MAN

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Xenon425 0

This is to all the dips**ts out there who think this story is true. Seriously how many bs movies have you seen This stupid bs senario is like a movie classic Come on if he really got raped he would not whip out his laptop and write an FML He'd call the police If you believe this you shouldn't/haven't finished preschool

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Bobiolik 0

I think this FML is true... I have known someone that was actually like that, that only thought they had a fight and it was now over. Seriously, FYL OP

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tradit03 0

allright. lmfao for those who choose to stick to what they think is right. fact is, if she said no argument and no break up, they must have had a heated argument just recently. that doesn't necessarily mean that she was stalking him on the night of the incident. you are all gifted and have superb imagination. I suggest creative writing. :)

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pwnage79 0

ehem " crazy ex-girlfriend's house," im pretty sure he broke up with her

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tradit03 0

allright. lmfao for those who choose to stick to what they think is right. fact is, if he is mentioning about his ex having said "no argument and no break up", they must have had a heated argument just recently, hence the break up. that doesn't necessarily mean that she was stalking him on the night of the incident. you are all gifted and have superb imagination. I suggest creative writing. :)

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