By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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Anon17564 3

I think being drugged and raped is a bit too much for just FML... Go to the ******* police.

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kewl92 0

I'm calling fake... if that happened to me the first thing in my mind wouldn't be posting it here

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Lolitia 4

IDK I've posted messed up stuff that's happened to be before here too, not that they ever got accepted but sometimes it's just the hysterics that make it feel like it's kinda funny in a sick twisted way.

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Flounder 2

I read this three times and still have no clue what it says.

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_ahbigfatmonkeys 0

basicly his ex drugged him an raped him cuz she was still in love with him an now has a bun in the oven via raping a knocked out guy

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hazelwolfeyes 0

o.o..i threatened my master with something like this...LOL but seriously if this is real...you need to report her. next thing you know shell be sitting out your window on a rainy night screaming your name... then when you think its over...she kills you cause if she cant have you...no one can... crazy ass women. some girls just need to learn to move on, be fixed, or be locked up... n for those of you who say its fake cause he wouldnt be posting...maybe its a way for him to cope with what happened or maybe he is warning others of the crazy chick running around drugging people...o.O...interesting...

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tsarikos 0

Um. Statistically more men commit relationship-related homicides than women.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

i didnt mean for it to sound like all women are crazy n are the only ones that commit horrible acts in a psycho rage...but that there are...n this is one chick that has those moments... men do this stuff...but women are capable of doing it as well. i had a friend that is an example of 'if i cant have you no other bitch will.' only thing that stopped her was her friend that she text called the cops. i know too many crazy chicks...-_-

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YDIBITCHES 0

Um.statistically more women commit relationship related suicide then men

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v1knownaz_chris 0

you got capture by a raging lesbian tribe. sit tight and pray to god their hot and like getting naked

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movies12 0

Well.......if you are a nice guy, you wouldn't go to the police, but if you want REVENGE than I WOULD go. But also now that ur ex....if she still is your ex is pregnant, I would stay with her, but she is a CRAZY LADY for DRUGING people.

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hazelwolfeyes 0

why should he stay with her cause she went all psycho n raped him? **** man, run! n when she has the baby...fight for custody rights n make sure she never sees you or the child again...

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Polionixon 2

just push her down the stairs while shes preg. No crazy bitch like that needs to be even carryin g a baby sorry to be so blunt.

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kittykat1501 31

That's what she wants, she will think rape is ok, if he does stay

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RAMBabyyy 0

Femidiot is an idiot. OP, get the bitch locked up. Or a restraining order. Something.

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popemichael 9

That's happened to me before too: 1. Get checked out for date-rape drugs. 2. Use and abuse her to fulfill every dirty fantasy that you've ever had. Any moral objection to #2 that you have should be canceled out by the fact that she date-raped you.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Umm... Not familiar with that brand of crazy

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