Love: Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on...

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:09

Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha

Boon_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:12

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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girlwhoactshigh 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:38

OOOOH REJECTED REJECTED YOU JUST GOT REJECTED XD

Sygonus 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:39

YDI. Atrocious line that insinuates you think you're entitled to be repaid with sexual favours.

annoyedkid 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:43

BURNED!!!!!!!!!!

kayeisha 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:47

Dude can't even spell "rejected". Look at the username.

theshinepolice 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:01

haha that sucks, but that line was pretty corny. don't try so hard next time.

wd40 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:01

You deserve it for being a complete douchebag, this would be a good time to think about your shitty life and change your D-bag ways. Asshole

ANTONKR 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:03

You learned something. Never push the girl

mina_8 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:09

YDI for using a terrible line. :/

OperationNicole_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

Well, it's not the line that sucks. It's the fact that you actually acted like you minded that she was eating your popcorn, even if it was flirty it came across as being cheap. Next time, buy her her own popcorn or actually make it look like the popcorn you bought is actually INTENDED to be shared. "Repay" is never a good word with girls.