Love: Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on...

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Movie night

By Spanky - 23/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:09

Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha

Boon_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:12

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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DieterDerBlau 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:12

You followed it up with "So, I suppose a ******** in return for a ride home is out of the question?", RIGHT??? No? Loser.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:55

Why does he use 'your' incorrectly, but then uses 'you're' correctly? OP needs to go back to elementary school.

giganticbrain 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:07

Maybe he said it grammatically wrong, and the chick said it grammatically correct. Maybe he wanted to solidify in our thoughts that she was in fact smarter than him. Just a thought.

ElMundio87 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:00

smooth

KarenC_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:02

That line is sooo ******* retarded

ICallKyo 3

Monday 31 August 2009 1:39

YDI for being a creeper. D:

lizz7372 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:12

YDI. No one ever "owes" you a kiss. That's completely jerkish behavior. I wouldn't have even bought you more popcorn.

ileandromp 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:36

That's embarrassing dude. I don't know how did you looked at her after that! DON'T USE THAT LINE EVER AGAIN.. She felt kinda bad i guess, because she was eating your popcorn. It's like you said to her, BITCH, ur eating all of my popcorn!!, lol.

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:48

take the hint and move on

sar86 1

Monday 31 August 2009 4:25

I look forward to the day when people can type a grammatically correct FML. It'd also be nice if people could spell, or at least know the difference between "your" and "you're". Morons!