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48Connor
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Lolol
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Rinat_fml
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FYL
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robertdr
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damn i didnt read the fml before commenting
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48Connor
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holy shit I was first
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cchristine
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I would have been straight up about and told her leave you're unwanted.[:
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amerrah
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threesome.
just sayin. lol
just sayin. lol
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VivaLaBelle
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I always wonder what goes on in the mind of people who tag along. I mean, don't they know that they're unwanted.
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theFMLwhore5
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woow.. I would of been like "BITCH LEAVE!! NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE! I COULD BE MAKING OUT WITH YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW BUY NOOOO YOU HAD TO COME! AND EVEN WORSE I HAD TO PAY FOR YOU!! FUCK YOU!" :)
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Maybe the girl you like will think you're sweet for putting up with her sister and paying for her too? (:
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quent10
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tell that stupid cunt she isn't wanted and if she really wants to go she's gotta hop on the sack after lol
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pandapoopDX
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should hve told her that her sister is bugging u. :/
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skroal
| 7
YDI for going to a cinema with a girl you like. Knowing she has a soft spot for you, you were keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that you sit somewhere else, and scolded you every time you so much looked at her. You ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well.
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chunky_baby
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25, they are from England and thats what its called there. i can't believe sometimes the 'small worldlyness' of posters on here :-p
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samanthadude
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#28 - I agree. You didn't get the action you wanted, big deal. You will probably get brownie points for dealing with her sister, and she'll give you what you want next time.
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Actually it is most likely that said girl brought her sister because she didn't want you to try anything. So yeah fyl
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HeyyImPhuong
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Bitch-Slap That Whore! >;D
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cassiesaurus
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suck it up, not that big of a deal. you should be happy she even went to the movies with you.
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ninjacapo
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im sry op i know how it goes
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kidsanchez1
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you should of been bitch fuck you but have a nice day
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lolfylanydi
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mid be like, bitch, suck my dick and have the kid tape it
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yuop77
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ydi for calling the movies the cinema
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#1! stop loling! this exact thing happened to me! and it sucks ass!
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Brittneyyyy
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I agree with #48.
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lonesomeXheartbr
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I don't agree with any of you
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selenagirl_fml
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this is your big FML? pssht! really?
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Steve95401
| 48
#39 - Why are you so surprised about how small minded a lot of posters are? Haven't you noticed how many of the comments are really idiotic?
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farkie3
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Just restating something here. #58, cinema is what they call the movies in Great Britian, which is where OP is from.
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Raleigh_bruh
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You have just been cock-blocked. :]
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changetheworld
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nice tat bro.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Thanks, bruh.
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thorfinntheassri
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YDI for dividing by zero
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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48: Agreed. Either that or Mom and Dad are paying Little Sis to chaperone.
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cincin75
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Fuck her sister down at 1st, she is the 2nd.
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suphumanity
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lol that's some real wishful thinking
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lotuspod
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he if you weren't ignorant you'd know cinema is what people from the UK call them probably because that's what theaters were originally called.
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jorjaa
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umm yeh definately a 'shove em both down,3some' kinda moment ahhaha
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benny2465
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fyl op next time make sure the bitch stays home
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StoryOfTheYear
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I didn't need to look to see this guy was from the UK
xD
xD
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allen20
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omg FOL's this has happened to me too!!!
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bamditzki
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f***** kids
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Raleigh_bruh
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#105 - Pshh, kids are awesome. :P
Besides, it wasn't the kiddo's fault that she was defensive about who looks at her sister. Op has plenty of other chances to 'sew his wild oats'. :]
^ And I just realized no one says that anymore. :/
Besides, it wasn't the kiddo's fault that she was defensive about who looks at her sister. Op has plenty of other chances to 'sew his wild oats'. :]
^ And I just realized no one says that anymore. :/
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imaginaryvoice
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It's cause you said cinema
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Trollz4daLULZ
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People do say "SOW their wild oats" b/c sowing is what you do with seeds, whereas SEWING is what you do with clothes. :P
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Raleigh_bruh
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Blehh, I was close enough. :]
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Sexy giraffe.
Raleigh <3 :)
Raleigh <3 :)
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theChupacabras
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cinema. I like that word. cinema.
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Raleigh_bruh
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IF. :]
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TheOptimist
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I you weren't so ignorant 97, you'd relise that they are joking.
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Lol we always say eachothers names but we never talk, love
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Raleigh_bruh
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That's because every time I get caught up in a conversation on this app I get banned. Sooo, maybe you should message me so we could actually talk I guess. :P
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ygdrassil
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you are awesome because you are british
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Jizwold
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131+132=statutory rape
haha seriously
haha seriously
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paigeatsflesh
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you shoulda punched someone.
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Raleigh_bruh
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#139 - You can rape someone through conversations now? Wow, never heard of something like that. But obviously you would know, right? ;)
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Raleigh_bruh
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:o Captain, shhh.. Beastiality is frowned upon I hear. :/
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FYouLife1
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lmaooo
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FYouLife1
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Lmaoooo
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cchristine
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Now everyone knows y'alls dirty little secret. (;
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skylineGTR
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HAHA! I was gonna say that too
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azim2424
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Comment Moderated
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lurchin_10
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14 FTW
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LombardoJoe
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#52! Thank you! A grown up comment! it really isn't that big of a deal. c
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liljeron
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I say, woohoo, i love cucumbers
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treyroxx
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couldn't agree more 28. Op were not In the 1900's anymore this is the 20 fucking 1st century they're called the Movies
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treyroxx
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25- you stole the words outta my mouth. OP were not in the damn 1900's any more. this is the 20 fucking 1st century, it's called the movies
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robbilee
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#23 u look like a baboon's ass. just saying
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drfeelgood93
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Well said my friend. Well said.
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letmeinplease
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88- If they're paying for the kid to chaperone, she could at least have bought her own damn ticket. Unless her parents are super evil, and she gets some kind of superbonus if her sister gets to 18 a virgin.
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letmeinplease
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Oh and just an extra 'fuck you, idiot' to treyroxx...
In America (I believe), both the venue and the film itself are called 'movies'. In the UK we generally say went we to see a movie at the cinema, or went to the cinema, or we went to a movie. Also, if you want to be really modern and twentyfirst century about it, call it a multiplex, because the word movies is pretty damn old itself.
In essence, stop tard dribbling over the beauty of complex speech.
In America (I believe), both the venue and the film itself are called 'movies'. In the UK we generally say went we to see a movie at the cinema, or went to the cinema, or we went to a movie. Also, if you want to be really modern and twentyfirst century about it, call it a multiplex, because the word movies is pretty damn old itself.
In essence, stop tard dribbling over the beauty of complex speech.
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immazombeastxD
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grab it buy the hair, pull it out of the theatre and C*CK slap her while yelling " LOOK AT ME!!!!!"
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UberFail79
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Wait, so no one says "picture show" anymore?
Dammit. I still get to keep the cool monocle, right?
Dammit. I still get to keep the cool monocle, right?
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fmlbai
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25 and 58 remind me where your language descended from? fools
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FUrlife95
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179, you look like and sound like a ghetto asshole...
Ya, that's all I got.
Ya, that's all I got.
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Lillinette
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why didn't you just like, sit so far off she couldn't see you?
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mycomment
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I'll be pretty pissed too if that happened to me
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azreal_13
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chinga that sounds like something my sister would do, fyl
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BethiiGeex
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lol... :L
you should of told her to fuck off :D
you should of told her to fuck off :D
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purplegee
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exactly!
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emmiekinz
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whatta bitch. :o
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locklock2
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wow your eyes
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thorfinntheassri
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wow your hair.
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changetheworld
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wow your really, longfucked name.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Wow, your.. :|
Combo breaker? :P
Combo breaker? :P
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StoryOfTheYear
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Partially black guy is a mean son of a gun
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Raleigh_bruh
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Aha, I didn't think my teeny combo breaker would cause such a fuss. :/
Loren, I see you remembered. :p
Loren, I see you remembered. :p
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KingDingALing
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wow my dick (is big) :D
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Raleigh_bruh
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Who's cock am I blocking exactly? :o
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Raleigh_bruh
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KingDingALing = Bad Boys reference?
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Chrisskiies
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Raleigh your blocking their fun's cock! lmao
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Raleigh_bruh
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Gahh, I didn't mean to block the cock of you guys' fun. Sorreh. :/
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StoryOfTheYear
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That's gross
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paigeatsflesh
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your face is gross.
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Tequila_Hilton
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hmm that sucks..Maybe next time? how old is her sister 5? hahaha
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emilyxorawr
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hehe FYL
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puredarkness_evi
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#13 yur pretty :D
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The_good_times
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Why'd you pay for her, I understand paying for someone that you invited to the movies with you, but you sure didn't invite her, so you should have told to fuck off, and the girl you like is dumb as well for A. letting her sister come along B. Expecting you to pay for her AND the sister C. not realizing that the invite could've turned into a nice date.
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changetheworld
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what about D?!?
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ikilledaman
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^ This guy
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NEStendo
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This is why we find out ahead of time if any family will be joining... FYL, OP.
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Bekll
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YDI for saying keen.
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Saturday 28 February 2009 07:55 /
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you should of told her to fuck off :D