Intimacy: Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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JManHobbs 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:21

If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...

xFalzz 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:11

Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.

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rckcnt 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:52

awesome

gunman15 4

Monday 24 January 2011 9:56

well I think this just sent thousands of people to go wach this movie

mrmerino 0

Monday 24 January 2011 14:06

I heard sales of Kleenex and jergen's skyrocketed around the time the movie came out

sourgirl101 28

Monday 24 January 2011 9:59

All I heard about the movie was that it was getting great reviews and that it was getting considered to be nominated for some awards. Thanks for the heads up on the sex scenes.

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Monday 24 January 2011 10:17

Natalie did win a golden globe for this :)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 24 January 2011 13:14

Apparently movie academies are impressed when women fake orgasms (see Halle Berry in Monster's Ball). The movie was pretty good, the sex scenes (there were two or three) were not gratuitous but they were pretty explicit. If you're squeamish, leave it out. Otherwise, it's an interesting psychological thriller.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:57

Yeah. I hated that Halle Berry basically got an award for giving some guy head. I hated it more that the guy wasn't me. I wasn't going to see Black Swan before, but now, I might. Perhaps not with the wife and kids though.

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Monday 24 January 2011 10:07

The lesbian sex scene was the best. I've always had a crush on Mila Kunis she's perfect! Lucky Portman!! Oh and ydi, next time look up a review.

spazyman 0

Monday 24 January 2011 10:52

I'm sorry, but YDI for thinking it was a Porno. the movie as a whole would make for a great discussion on the artistic use of those things that make us most uncomfortible. maybe you should try it you may be able to get your parents into as uncomfortible of a state as getting the sex or drugs talk from them. too bad about the guy behind you, maybe he just dropped his drink.

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 24 January 2011 11:22

Watching sex scenes with parents is always awkward but at least the old guy was there to break the tension... right?

Chunkylover76 4

Monday 24 January 2011 11:16

Did Portman use her Golden Globe on Kunis during the scene? Impromptu prop change!

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 24 January 2011 11:33

Wow I want to see the movie now :). Even though my memories of Star Wars Episode 1 got a little worse, as when I was 7 I had a crush on Padme (if that is who she played). "blush"