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I read this as "Today, I went to eat out my girlfriend..." I can say I was a little concerned at first.
awww good on you op for having the heart to date an ugly shim! :p
78, She could still put a cute bow, barette, clip, whatever in her hair, or maybe styled it a little more feminine? Length no longer matters in a cut, the STYLE does though.
Traitor. But seriously, I hate fussing with doodads in my hair. Well, except for hats. I'm a sucker for hats. You can style a short cut to look feminine without bows and such. The cut makes all the difference.
wow that's ****** up. I'm not the prettiest girl but when I wear my shirt that says "ask your girl what my dick tastes like" no one thinks I really have a dick. maybe she should take a long look in the mirror. cuz that's not good if she looks like a man. also you should just come out of the closet as a fag cuz there is an underlining problem here. you really like men not chicks.
how the hell is that a FYL ? FHL! she's the one who was thought to be a man.
Haha, same thing happened with me and my ex, only they thought he was a girl. FYL though, OP :/
Your girlfriend's name wouldn't happen to be Justin Bieber, would it?
OMG OP!! Your girlfriend is a bull dyke and this is obviously your FML because your the only on who couldn't tell. hahahaha
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could be worse, he could have what can I get you two ladies?
At least if your girlfriend cries she can soak the tears up with her mustache.