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By TheMike23 - / Monday 11 January 2016 05:28 / United States - Winter Garden
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  tiger820  |  20

that's what I was thinking. it's one thing for a boy to be confused as a girl cause he'll be handsome. but when a girl looks like a guy or vise versa your fucked......

By  junjunbun  |  28

Sorry dude, that got to suck. Maybe change your appearance a bit to look more manly?

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  Baustigt  |  40

Some excellent advice! To help you on your quest to become a man here are some no-fail tactics you can try. 1. Grow a chest hair. Just one will do. Make sure it's long enough to twirl thoughtfully in your fingers while you ponder the existential questions. 2. Rustle some cattle. Or a chicken. Or buy one from the supermarket. It doesn't really matter, as long as you cook it outdoors in your manliest apron. 3. Invest in a pair of steel cap boots. The longer you wear them, the manlier you'll be. Impress your lovers with boots in the bedroom. Bask in the admiration of onlookers with boots in the pool.

By  negb  |  30

My boyfriend and I went to PINK at Christmas and the lady came up behind us and said "can I help you ladies?" And my boyfriend turned around and said "wow that was harsh." She was so embarrassed but we just found it funny. He has long hair but he's a pretty big guy and was wearing baggy clothes so I think she was probably just not paying attention. Same probably goes for your waitress, OP.

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By Marmarfarfar - / Monday 1 August 2016 17:23 / Canada - Ottawa
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