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By TheMike23 - / Monday 11 January 2016 05:28 / United States
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that's what I was thinking. it's one thing for a boy to be confused as a girl cause he'll be handsome. but when a girl looks like a guy or vise versa your fucked......

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Some excellent advice! To help you on your quest to become a man here are some no-fail tactics you can try. 1. Grow a chest hair. Just one will do. Make sure it's long enough to twirl thoughtfully in your fingers while you ponder the existential questions. 2. Rustle some cattle. Or a chicken. Or buy one from the supermarket. It doesn't really matter, as long as you cook it outdoors in your manliest apron. 3. Invest in a pair of steel cap boots. The longer you wear them, the manlier you'll be.

By  negb

My boyfriend and I went to PINK at Christmas and the lady came up behind us and said "can I help you ladies?" And my boyfriend turned around and said "wow that was harsh." She was so embarrassed but we just found it funny. He has long hair but he's a pretty big guy and was wearing baggy clothes so I think she was probably just not paying attention. Same probably goes for your waitress, OP.

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