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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mala_19 - 22/09/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 11 February 2011 19:16

Poor gramps :(

stoner300 0

Friday 11 February 2011 19:17

This happens all the friggin time!!! It always baffles me that these people are still allowed to drive.

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princessjasmine2_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 21:26

Maybe you should try helping him next time.

TenderWhispers 0

Friday 11 February 2011 21:30

so annoyed with handicapped parking, they don't shop, old people walk around the mall with minimal purchases....my family and I are spending lots of money let me park there. if your in a wheel chair, roll into the mall.

kruzito 0

Friday 11 February 2011 21:38

its sad that you have a lame pokemon character as your image

MissAwesomeness 4

Friday 11 February 2011 21:55

YDI for watching him instead of doing something about it.

takemewithy0u 0

Friday 11 February 2011 22:03

Poor guy... you should've helped him out!!!

tblax44 0

Friday 11 February 2011 22:08

I agree, they should have to retake a driving test after a certain age

GrandTheftPants 0

Friday 11 February 2011 22:31

Maybe he knew what it was and did it anyways 'cause he's a bamf? Ever think of that?

budster1993 2

Friday 11 February 2011 22:46

how convenient a parking spot with roof didnt he see all those shopping carts but he was pissed when there were carts in his spot

newjerseyguy 0

Friday 11 February 2011 23:17

i know people that do it on purpose

zaguar 0

Friday 11 February 2011 23:19

why didn't u try to stop him?

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