Transportation: Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 08:00 - Canada

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mala_19 - 22/09/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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Friday 11 February 2011 19:16

Poor gramps :(

stoner300 0

Friday 11 February 2011 19:17

This happens all the friggin time!!! It always baffles me that these people are still allowed to drive.

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amh721 0

Friday 11 February 2011 23:33

Why is this YOUR Fml? Clearly it should be your grandfather's for no longer being able to see very well. You also should've helped him instead of standing there then coming on here to whine like a little bitch about it.

b00z3nw33d 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 0:59

i wish i could of been there to witness that lol.

sugerbabe116 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 1:35

lool funny

alaskan_bigfun 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 1:59

aww man u shoulda taken a picture of that & put it on the Internet! classic funny stuff.

cubitfx 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 3:17

so your gramps made a mistake. mine died today. be happy yours is alive and stop making fun of him on the internet. enjoy being with him while you can!