Transportation: Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 08:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mala_19 - 22/09/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 11 February 2011 19:16

Poor gramps :(

stoner300 0

Friday 11 February 2011 19:17

This happens all the friggin time!!! It always baffles me that these people are still allowed to drive.

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jemm94 0

Friday 11 February 2011 19:44

Seems like its WELL PAST time to take away that license!

docscientist 9

Friday 11 February 2011 21:05

Marty, is that you? We need to return! The PAST is in trouble Marty, it's your parents!

louie111887 0

Friday 11 February 2011 19:45

and why didn't you tell him it wasn't a parking space ? I feel bad for him but your young ass should know better.

cheex87 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:00

hahaha! this totally made me laugh...

seahorses4eva 4

Friday 11 February 2011 20:04

Did he make it in successfully? If so, props grampa, that's a tight squeeze. Now just climb out of the car through the trunk, and make your way to the store.

djcoco5 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:10

and you couldn't offer any assistance for your poor old senile grandpa?! you're a mean person.

Anteezy 7

Friday 11 February 2011 20:31

It was a metaphor for anal, you never thought it would fit, but your grandfather showed you otherwise through sheer experience.

Burbman 1

Friday 11 February 2011 20:41

try helping him you jackass

guppy40000 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:52

They really should get tested every year. Vision, mental stability everything. The liscense should be taken away if they dont make it.

biwinning88 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 10:30

I've said the same thing for years

bepe22 0

Friday 11 February 2011 20:59

i'd PAY to see that!!!:D

betty66 3

Friday 11 February 2011 21:24

Old people are horrible drivers! I don't care what anyone says, we all know it's true..

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