Intimacy: Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I... - FML

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

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Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Headphones, bro?

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 5 December 2011 2:17

Say it's pop music

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Shadow4i5 3

Monday 5 December 2011 3:17

That's y it's smart to plug in headphones or earbuds

slashcammas 3

Monday 5 December 2011 3:21

Alt-f4...

monster_tamer 11

Monday 5 December 2011 3:22

Personally, I've found the best way to watch or read **** to be a set of headphones and a smartphone.

ifuckmonsters 5

Monday 5 December 2011 3:25

Just tell her it's Justin Bieber's new song.

loagan4 3

Monday 5 December 2011 3:35

I have freaked out and unplugged my laptop and took out the battery.

mufc4everch 2

Monday 5 December 2011 3:45

Aww that sucks, but it happens. I am bet that OP's mom walked in on him before and that 99/100 times he did the right thing but there is always that 1%.

hopeforkitty 0

Monday 5 December 2011 3:47

Headphones would be useful. However you are a man with needs.

zequa 14

Monday 5 December 2011 3:54

Mute button on the outside of my computer ftw!

insanez58 11

Monday 5 December 2011 3:59

that has happened to me so many times lol

angrystare 6

Monday 5 December 2011 4:10

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