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I've only heard of putting condoms on guns in high-school of the dead and I live in the deer Capitol of America but I guess people do it

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The way I see it, there are two possibilities: 1. He's cheating with a human. 2. He's cheating with a deer carcass. Take your pick, OP!

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228: That is precisely what I thought... But at least in Brokeback Mountain we were all awarded some Anne Hathaway muzangos.

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Supersadomasochisticnecrobestiality is when you get a hardon making Bambi a fatality Just grease up and do the deed, don't question the morality Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality

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Well, in the Army we sometimes used condoms to keep water and dirt out of our weapon barrels. Think positive... and poke holes in all of them.

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So that if he is cheating on OP the girl he's sleeping with is MORE likely to get pregnant if he doesn't notice the holes? I wouldn't do it.

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Getting the other girl pregnant would be payback for cheating, if he is cheating. Sucks to be the other girl tho... Just take a needle a poke through the package. I know someone that did exactly that and it worked.

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Sorry about the comment i wrote above. You guys may bury that one. 220- maybe he is hunting for you ;)

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It's a joke... I too know girls that hunt... You guys must be new, I'll help you guys out, very rarely will you find people being serious on FML.

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55- I go hunting every year and have had my license for about 4 years.. Small game but still, I'm pretty good at it :)

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No, no. It's bestiality. Spell it with me children: B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y As in the BEST. Beastyality is definitely not a word.

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I have to apologize!! I accidentally hit "thumbs downs" and it won't let me retract it. Stupid phone.

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Has anyone seen the video on youtube where the dear tries to hump the blonde girl? In this case the position is switched

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Maby just maby, he isent going hunting, and just sayig that he is so he could meet up with some other girl amd hookup

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Maybe he is using the condoms as liners in the process of making fresh sausage. Mmm... venison sausage.

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No! D: *gasp*! call Scotland yard! I think we've got a genius on our hands! Tell me more sir! *listens anxiously*

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