By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 400
You deserved it 46 687

Same thing different taste

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt you lock the door when you watch ****? Plus i swear their was an fml pretty much exactly like this one.

erne_e 6
1221jamw 11

Lots of people get caught watching ****, I know I have

Llama_Face89 33

Well I should probably go hang myself now. There**

Maybe not everyone has a lock on their door...

I do but you can pretty much use your finger as a key :/

sucks2BEyouu 0

atleast she didn't catch you in the act and only heard the noise..

either way she would most likely have known due to the state you would have been in when she walked in (pants down)

FYLDeep 25

For your sake OP, I hope you were watching some traditional single-man with a single-woman doing missionary **** or something and not some goofy swirly fetish videos.

RedPillSucks 31

He was watching "two men, one horse".

FYLDeep 25

Is that the same thing as Mr. Hands? I'm sorta getting sick of people making up new names for old videos.

bizarre_ftw 21

He was watching two and a half men

Azninvasion217 0

That was child pornography though

Azninvasion217 0

That was child pornography though

perdix 29

I would imagine your raging boner also raised her suspicion. If your hard-on was not detectable, then FYL.

bizarre_ftw 21

"I- Uh- I'm just, uh, happy to see you?" :)

perdix 29

"No, ma, it's just a pickle in my pocket!"

Three cheers for the perks of female masturbation.

hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray.

Jason199615 0

What? Is ".ever heard of earphones" a new sort of file type?

Jordan740 6

Just say someone was shot & is now screaming & sometimes yelling "**** Me" in spite of the pain

The Inbetweeners Movie `Ham` scene. Enough said.